The Kardashian You Most Want to Get Wasted on Margs With, Khloe Kardashian, recently lost 13 pounds and she looks amazing.
Not that she didn’t look amazing before, and I honestly can’t tell that she lost weight but then I also didn’t notice when my boyfriend shaved his beard and so I might not be the best person to notice things period and maybe I should have that checked out by a doctor, but you know? You gotta do what makes you happy. And sometimes that’s dieting and sometimes that’s eating an entire cheesecake by yourself at 4am while watching reruns of Cake Bossand it’s all good.
Khloe, if you’re eschewing the cow teet, might I suggest these amazing Miyoko’s Kitchen cheeses? They’re dairy-free and certifiably DELICIOUS. I’m obsessed. Plus, they’re cholesterol-free, much healthier for you than their dairy counterparts, and did I mention they’re the best thing I’ve ever put in my mouth*? Because yeah. Amazing stuff. (Please note: I don’t work for this company; I am just their best customer FOR LIFE.)
As far as Khloe’s other tips, she’s also drinking tons of water and says she’s not in a “rush” to lose weight.
That all sounds sane and healthy and also, where do I get that gorgeous dress she’s wearing? Because I’m not skinny but I think me and my jelly rolls could rock the hell out of it.
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Source: Cosmpolitan.com