Three women stole watches from a Las Vegas hotel room and attempted to smuggle them out in their vaginas.
After talking their way into the hotel room of two gentlemen, Bryanna Warren and Trinity Kennard, both 23, and Charmella Triggs swiped their $12,000 and $4,000 watches.(Aside: why are these two guys leaving their watches around, especially when they’re worth more than pretty much anything I own?)
The guys realized their watches were missing, at which point the three thieves booked it out of there. One of the men gave chase, but gave up when one of the women threatened him with a stun gun.
The escaping culprits then stuffed the timepieces into their vaginas, according to security footage.Because I guess they figured if they got stopped by police, the police would just be like, “Oh, well. I don’t see the watches and I’m not about to check your vagina so you’re free to go.” Also, I don’t have a vagina so I’m no expert, but wouldn’t all those watch links be really… abrasive? And what are they going to do with the watches later? I feel like most pawn shops would tell them, “Sorry. I can’t accept this. It smells like it’s been in a vagina.” I’ve seen Pawn Stars before. This is always a concern.
Despite a stellar plan, police caught up with the robbers while they were hailing a taxi. They’re being charged with burglary, conspiracy to commit grand larceny and conspiracy to commit robbery. Authorities were able to recover one of the watches.