{"id":8459,"date":"2014-03-25T11:43:11","date_gmt":"2014-03-25T11:43:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/?p=8459"},"modified":"2014-03-25T11:43:11","modified_gmt":"2014-03-25T11:43:11","slug":"20-excuses-women-use-to-get-out-of-sex-with-their-husbands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/2014\/03\/20-excuses-women-use-to-get-out-of-sex-with-their-husbands\/","title":{"rendered":"20 excuses women use to get out of sex with their husbands"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"black-couple-in-bed1\"<\/a>It’s a long running joke that the sex basically ends after you’ve been married awhile. It’s a notion that’s played up in just about every romantic comedy that hits the screen.<\/p>\n

And you know what, it’s not too far from reality. Recently, I ran into a neighbor-pal on Valentine’s Day and she had gotten pink eye (thanks to her 4-year-old son).<\/p>\n

I grimaced and said, “Sucks to have that on a day like today.” Her reply: “Are you kidding? This is the best get out of sex excuse I\u2019ve ever had.” It made me laugh — and wonder what other\u00a0out-of-the box excuses women use to get out of sex with their husbands and boyfriends<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Here is what they had to say.<\/p>\n

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  1. Didn’t we just have it last week?<\/li>\n
  2. I can’t have sex when your mother is visiting. It kills the mood.<\/li>\n
  3. I’ve said that I’m full and don’t feel sexy at all.<\/li>\n
  4. My friend actually had some sort of condition that made her vagina hurt during sex. She and her bf went without it for a year. When she met another guy, her vagina miraculously started working again.<\/li>\n
  5. Me: Ugh, I’m just so sore from that gym workout. Everything hurts. Him: I bet your mouth doesn’t hurt …<\/li>\n
  6. The kids keep getting up and they’ll just disturb us.<\/li>\n
  7. I haven’t showered.<\/li>\n
  8. You haven’t showered.<\/li>\n
  9. Get away from me.<\/li>\n
  10. I just had my hair done.<\/li>\n
  11. I’m on my period. Sometimes I use this one twice in a month.<\/li>\n
  12. I just pick a fight before bedtime.<\/li>\n
  13. Why don’t we just cuddle. That’s much more romantic.<\/li>\n
  14. It’s not your birthday!<\/li>\n
  15. You want sex and I want the dog walked. Do that with any regularity and then we can talk.<\/li>\n
  16. Have you been drinking? I can smell the alcohol coming out of your pores and it is making me nauseated.<\/li>\n
  17. I’m think I have bronchitis or strep or something. If I gave you a blow job, I might infect your penis.<\/li>\n
  18. I bring up his mom. Kills his mood every time.<\/li>\n
  19. I just watched the\u00a0Walking Dead<\/em>. I can’t have sex after that.<\/li>\n
  20. And of course, the before mentioned pink eye defense!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Source:\u00a0ynaija.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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