<\/a>It’s a long running joke that the sex basically ends after you’ve been married awhile. It’s a notion that’s played up in just about every romantic comedy that hits the screen.<\/p>\nAnd you know what, it’s not too far from reality. Recently, I ran into a neighbor-pal on Valentine’s Day and she had gotten pink eye (thanks to her 4-year-old son).<\/p>\n
I grimaced and said, “Sucks to have that on a day like today.” Her reply: “Are you kidding? This is the best get out of sex excuse I\u2019ve ever had.” It made me laugh — and wonder what other\u00a0out-of-the box excuses women use to get out of sex with their husbands and boyfriends<\/strong>.<\/p>\nHere is what they had to say.<\/p>\n
\nDidn’t we just have it last week?<\/li>\n I can’t have sex when your mother is visiting. It kills the mood.<\/li>\n I’ve said that I’m full and don’t feel sexy at all.<\/li>\n My friend actually had some sort of condition that made her vagina hurt during sex. She and her bf went without it for a year. When she met another guy, her vagina miraculously started working again.<\/li>\n Me: Ugh, I’m just so sore from that gym workout. Everything hurts. Him: I bet your mouth doesn’t hurt …<\/li>\n The kids keep getting up and they’ll just disturb us.<\/li>\n I haven’t showered.<\/li>\n You haven’t showered.<\/li>\n Get away from me.<\/li>\n I just had my hair done.<\/li>\n I’m on my period. Sometimes I use this one twice in a month.<\/li>\n I just pick a fight before bedtime.<\/li>\n Why don’t we just cuddle. That’s much more romantic.<\/li>\n It’s not your birthday!<\/li>\n You want sex and I want the dog walked. Do that with any regularity and then we can talk.<\/li>\n Have you been drinking? I can smell the alcohol coming out of your pores and it is making me nauseated.<\/li>\n I’m think I have bronchitis or strep or something. If I gave you a blow job, I might infect your penis.<\/li>\n I bring up his mom. Kills his mood every time.<\/li>\n I just watched the\u00a0Walking Dead<\/em>. I can’t have sex after that.<\/li>\nAnd of course, the before mentioned pink eye defense!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n <\/p>\n
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It’s a long running joke that the sex basically ends after you’ve been married awhile. It’s a notion that’s played up in just about every romantic comedy that hits the screen. And you know what, it’s not too far from reality. Recently, I ran into a neighbor-pal on Valentine’s Day and she had gotten pink […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":8461,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[51],"yoast_head":"\n
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