Maybe it’s a hormone that’s released post-birth, or maybe it’s the universe’s way of messing with us, but\u00a0we all get a little crazy once we become parents.<\/p>\n
We think\u00a0our\u00a0kid is the smartest.\u00a0Our\u00a0<\/em>kid is the cutest.\u00a0Our<\/em>\u00a0kid is definitely going to be famous when they grow up … because they’re just so dang funny! (Show them what a bunny rabbit does, Junior! Go on, do it! Guys, you’re gonna love this …<\/em>\u00a0)<\/p>\n Bottom line: We’re all obsessed with our babes to some degree. But some parents take said obsession to a whole ‘nother level. Like, they may need a talking to. Are you one of those parents?<\/p>\n Here are<\/strong>\u00a015 signs that you might be obsessed with your baby.<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0Too<\/em>\u00a0obsessed.<\/p>\n 1. You don’t go anywhere without your baby.<\/strong>\u00a0When your friends call you to make plans, it’s assumed that little Sally will be joining too.<\/p>\n 2. You find a way to work your baby into every. Single. Convo.<\/strong>\u00a0Your friend:\u00a0Gosh, it’s so nice out today, isn’t it?<\/em>\u00a0You:\u00a0It is! And I’m so excited because I can finally put Johnny in that jumper I bought him!<\/em><\/p>\n 3. You think everyone is interested in seeing photos of your baby — even when your baby is with you.<\/strong>\u00a0Suggestion: the mailman is a little busy.<\/p>\n 4. Your therapy sessions have now become more about your baby’s problems than your own.<\/strong>\u00a0You:\u00a0I feel like she’s struggling with an identity crisis lately. I know she’s only 8 months, but I feel like she thinks she’s a year.<\/em><\/p>\n 5. Your baby’s photo is in every room.<\/strong>\u00a0And they’re only a week old.<\/p>\n 6. You dream about your baby.<\/strong>\u00a0And you’re mad when you wake up … until you see your baby next to you.<\/p>\n 7. Baby talk has replaced your normal cadence and voice.<\/strong>\u00a0(High-pitched and sing-songy)\u00a0Who’s paying the electric bill? Mama is paying the electric bill!<\/em><\/p>\n 8. You’re the person who constantly talks to their baby when on the phone with others … or tries to get the baby to talk to the person on the other end.<\/strong>\u00a0Note: Most. Annoying. Thing. Ever.<\/p>\n 10. You have your baby’s face screen-printed on a shirt.<\/strong>\u00a0And you wear it when you’re out with your baby. (No.)<\/p>\n 11. You FaceTime with your baby when you’re sitting at your cubicle at work.<\/strong>\u00a0And don’t consider the fact that your colleagues might not want to hear the question “Did you make poo-poo?” while they’re eating lunch.<\/p>\n 12. Every person you meet, regardless of their age, reminds you of your baby.<\/strong>\u00a0It’s just something about the way you smile.<\/em><\/p>\n 13. You enter your baby in various “cute kid” contests and ask your friends, Facebook and real, to vote for him.<\/strong>\u00a0Spoiler alert: They don’t.<\/p>\n 14. Speaking of Facebook.<\/strong>\u00a0Your feed? All baby, all the time.<\/p>\n 15. You got a tattoo of your baby’s face.<\/strong>\u00a0Because if you’re ever not near her, and your phone happened to die, you need\u00a0some<\/em>\u00a0way of seeing your little one’s face.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Source: The Stir<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Maybe it’s a hormone that’s released post-birth, or maybe it’s the universe’s way of messing with us, but\u00a0we all get a little crazy once we become parents. We think\u00a0our\u00a0kid is the smartest.\u00a0Our\u00a0kid is the cutest.\u00a0Our\u00a0kid is definitely going to be famous when they grow up … because they’re just so dang funny! (Show them what […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":16530,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[51],"yoast_head":"\n