{"id":120726,"date":"2015-05-31T11:13:18","date_gmt":"2015-05-31T11:13:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/?p=120726"},"modified":"2015-05-31T11:13:18","modified_gmt":"2015-05-31T11:13:18","slug":"man-blames-public-indecency-charge-on-lost-trousers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/2015\/05\/man-blames-public-indecency-charge-on-lost-trousers\/","title":{"rendered":"Man blames public indecency charge on lost trousers"},"content":{"rendered":"
A Florida man arrested for public intoxication didn’t need a designated driver, he needed a designated pants finder.<\/p>\n
Robert Allen Sweeney, 56, was arrested Wednesday night after officers in Boynton Beach noticed two things: He was carrying a an open 24-ounce can of Bud Light, and\u00a0he wasn’t wearing anything below his shirt except for sneakers.<\/p>\n
Officers said Sweeney appeared intoxicated, according to the Florida Sun-Sentinel.<\/p>\n
Sweeney seemed surprised that officers were so interested in his sartorial selections or lack thereof, based on his alleged comments in a police report obtained by the Palm Beach Post.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, officer? I live right there, and I was going to get some pants right now,” Sweeney allegedly said. “I was coming home from the beach and I realized I had lost my pants over there. So I was coming home to get a fresh pair.\u201d<\/p>\n
There is no record of what Sweeney did to have the pants come off in the first place.<\/p>\n
Sweeney was taken to the Palm Beach County Jail and charged with indecent exposure and an open container violation.<\/p>\n
He was released Thursday on his own recognizance.<\/p>\n
–<\/p>\n
Source: Huffingtonpost.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A Florida man arrested for public intoxication didn’t need a designated driver, he needed a designated pants finder. Robert Allen Sweeney, 56, was arrested Wednesday night after officers in Boynton Beach noticed two things: He was carrying a an open 24-ounce can of Bud Light, and\u00a0he wasn’t wearing anything below his shirt except for sneakers. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":120729,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[7],"yoast_head":"\n