{"id":76838,"date":"2014-12-23T16:37:24","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T16:37:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/?p=76838"},"modified":"2014-12-23T16:37:24","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T16:37:24","slug":"man-dials-999-report-terrifying-hedgehog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/?p=76838","title":{"rendered":"Man dials 999 to report terrifying hedgehog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A police time-waster dialled 999 because she was &#8220;scared&#8221; of the hedgehog in her garden<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s one of four ridiculous \u2018emergency\u2019 calls released to the public by Greater Manchester Police in a bid to reduce the demand on stretched officers.<\/p>\n<p>Asked whether the animal is dead, the Manchester Evening News reports, the caller answers: \u201cNo, it\u2019s not dead. It\u2019s alive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The GMP call handler, refusing the temptation to be spiky, responds: \u201cWell that\u2019s where hedgehogs live, in gardens.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>GettyMan calls police because he scared of a hedgehog999 call: Woman called police because she&#8217;s scared of hedgehog in her garden<br \/>\nThe call-handler continues: \u201cWhat do you want us to do about it? The hedgehogs are good for your garden. They kill your slugs.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Undeterred, the caller says: \u201cYeah, but we don\u2019t want our slugs to get killed but we\u2019re a bit scared.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The officer, remaining as patient as she is informative, replies: \u201cRight, well, it won\u2019t harm you. It\u2019s a natural inhabitant of the British Isles and they live in gardens, so there\u2019s not a lot we can to about it I\u2019m afraid.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The caller says \u2018alright\u2019 before the 999 operator says \u2018bye bye then\u2019 and brings to an end the horticultural lesson.<\/p>\n<p>Another 999 caller, clearly the worse for wear, tells police: \u201cI ordered a pizza 45 minutes ago and it\u2019s still not been delivered to me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He is told &#8220;it\u2019s not a police matter&#8221; and that he should take his complaint up with the manager.<\/p>\n<p>In another \u2018emergency\u2019 a man calls from a hospital to complain that he\u2019s put money in a vending machine and \u2018they\u2019re refusing to give me the money back\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>Delay: One caller dialled 999 because his pizza delivery was late<br \/>\nWhen he urges police to &#8220;come and sort it out&#8221;, the call-handler says \u2018this is absolutely not a police emergency.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>She is told &#8220;f*** off&#8221; as she announces she will clear the line for more deserving cases.<\/p>\n<p>Another man calls 999 from Sports Direct in Bury when he\u2019s refused a refund for a pair of trainers. \u201cThey\u2019ve stole me money,\u201d he says.<\/p>\n<p>A tortuous conversation lasting two minutes and 40 seconds ends with the call handler urging the caller to take the matter to trading standards.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Source: Mirror.co.uk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A police time-waster dialled 999 because she was &#8220;scared&#8221; of the hedgehog in her garden It\u2019s one of four ridiculous \u2018emergency\u2019 calls released to the public by Greater Manchester Police in a bid to reduce the demand on stretched officers. Asked whether the animal is dead, the Manchester Evening News reports, the caller answers: \u201cNo, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":76840,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"jnews_override_counter":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-76838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-togbe-afede-xiv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76838"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76838\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/76840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}