University student, Stefan Sortland, found himself in deep trouble\u00a0after allegedly taking cocaine and MDMA (ecstasy) at a Halloween party.<\/p>\n
Not only did he bash in\u00a0several cars after taking the illegal drugs, he stole an ambulance and after being arrested was reported to have pleasured himself in the police station.<\/p>\n
The 18-year-old was found by police 30 yards from the ambulance wearing an EMT vest, eating Wheat Thins and holding a blanket.<\/p>\n
After refusing commands he was shot with a stun gun by\u00a0Larimer County police officers .<\/p>\n
According to the police report, the Colorado State University student admitted to officers\u00a0he had taken the ambulance but refused to answer any further questions saying only: \u2018Why are the lights flashing on the cars?\u2019<\/p>\n
While being held in Loveland Police station, he \u2018stood on a bench, kicked the wall, and masturbated.\u2019<\/p>\n
He also claimed\u00a0his \u2018friends\/roommates were dead, in heaven and had committed suicide.\u2019<\/p>\n
Officers spoke to these two people and found they were alive and well.<\/p>\n
Sortland was\u00a0charged with aggravated vehicle theft, obstructing EMS, reckless driving, hit-and-run, criminal mischief, attempted motor vehicle theft and unlawful possession of a controlled substance.<\/p>\n
–<\/p>\n
Source: Metro UK<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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