{"id":60158,"date":"2014-10-28T11:16:16","date_gmt":"2014-10-28T11:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/?p=60158"},"modified":"2014-10-28T11:51:41","modified_gmt":"2014-10-28T11:51:41","slug":"marry-me-so-i-dont-rot-lydia-forson-to-duncan-william","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/?p=60158","title":{"rendered":"Marry me so I don&#8217;t rot &#8211; Lydia Forson to Duncan Williams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Dear Duncan Williams,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Can I marry you? I\u2019m in dire need of validation and since the ratio of men to women is in your words \u201d 7:1\u2033 I don\u2019t want to be left behind. If you can\u2019t marry me, give me one of the married men in your congregation. I will hold on to him like there\u2019s no tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Chai,like you I also speak the truth and I don\u2019t care. So we will get on perfectly.<br \/>\nAnd I promise, with all my honor, that if you beat me, cheat on me, abuse my children and don\u2019t even provide financially for me I will stay!!<\/p>\n<p>Unlike other women, I want to continue to have value so I will stay married even if it sends me to the grave. I make wild k3k3.<\/p>\n<p>Ignore all those women who say what about the men? What do they mean by that? Don\u2019t they know men don\u2019t need validation? They were born validated. They can\u2019t do any wrong in Gods eyes.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, let them be married and still sleep with a million women, there is nothing wrong with that. In fact, they are even giving the women validation.<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019ve spoken the truth my dear, ignore all those unmarried bitter women who can\u2019t stand it. Soon when you and I, are parading our children in front of them they will regret not taking your advice.<\/p>\n<p>They will regret not contributing to society like we have. After all, with all their beauty and brains what did they contribute? So you were a lawyer, or a doctor that saved lives, how\u2019s that a contribution? Msteeeew.<\/p>\n<p>But honey boo, please oh, this one I beg, when you\u2019re 100 soldier man won\u2019t stand oh. He will need a few blue pills to help him out.<\/p>\n<p>Even with that they will last for just a few seconds. So we need to amend that. But don\u2019t worry, I won\u2019t go anywhere, cuz a hole doesn\u2019t need to \u201crise\u201d to the occasion, it just needs to be filled and it will be ok. So even at 100 I still go dey for you.<\/p>\n<p>I MUST marry lie lie..<br \/>\nSincerely,<br \/>\n\u202a#\u200etwistedHumour\u202c<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Credit:enewsgh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Duncan Williams, Can I marry you? I\u2019m in dire need of validation and since the ratio of men to women is in your words \u201d 7:1\u2033 I don\u2019t want to be left behind. If you can\u2019t marry me, give me one of the married men in your congregation. I will hold on to him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":60162,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"jnews_override_counter":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,2],"tags":[38,6],"class_list":["post-60158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-business","category-education","tag-palaver-newspaper","tag-togbe-afede"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60158\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/60162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}