{"id":58805,"date":"2014-10-23T08:01:32","date_gmt":"2014-10-23T08:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/?p=58805"},"modified":"2014-10-23T08:01:32","modified_gmt":"2014-10-23T08:01:32","slug":"27-things-women-do-during-sex-that-men-hate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/?p=58805","title":{"rendered":"27 things women do during sex that men hate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our post on what men do in bed that women hate\u00a0divided opinion, without a doubt.\u00a0But it\u2019s not only women who have issues with their partner\u2019s performance in the sack. We asked what girls do that guys hate. Here\u2019s what people said:<\/p>\n<p>1. \u2018Biting, in a bad way. When giving blow jobs, please keep your teeth away from my penis. It is not a meal.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>2. \u2018When you change into hideous \u201ccomfy\u201d pyjamas as soon as the sex is over, especially if they resemble your late grandmother\u2019s curtains.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>3. \u2018If,\u00a0as soon as you take off your underwear, the room smells like a fish market \u2013 at that point it is my legal right to wind things up.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>4. \u2018Banning me from sex if you come up with the idea to spice things up by watching porn together, then you get pissed off because I get a hard-on from watching\u00a0it.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>5. \u2018When you watch TV over our shoulder. Not cool.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>6. \u2018Two words: Vice grip.\u00a0The objective isn\u2019t to pull the damn thing off.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>7. \u2018Whatever your friends tell you or what you may read on the internet, you should ask before you try to slip a finger up a man\u2019s a***. We may not appreciate it.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>8. \u2018Being slapped in the face during sex. Do not try to break my jaw. It hurts. A lot.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>9. \u2018When you stop making an effort with your underwear. I don\u2019t want to see your granny pants on a daily basis.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>10. \u2018If you\u2019re a squirter, please warn us first. It can be quite the surprise and spare bed clothes should be prepared.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>11. \u2018When you\u2019re not respectful of flatmates when\u00a0I bring you back home. Nothing\u2019s more embarrassing than a girl screaming like she\u2019s being murdered then having to face everyone afterwards.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>12. \u2018Cuddling. We get it, it\u2019s nice, but sometimes you just take it too far.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>13. \u2018Riling me\u00a0up with the filthiest of dirty talk beforehand, only to then lay there like a corpse. Talk is cheap.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>14. \u2018Going way over the top with noises \u2013 I once received a noise complaint, it\u2019s thoroughly embarrassing.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>15. \u2018When you do a\u00a0dead starfish. Please don\u2019t just lie there and do nothing, it\u2019s the least sexy thing ever.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>16. \u2018When we want to have sex and you say you\u2019re too tired.\u00a0That makes us very sad.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>17. \u2018When you fall asleep halfway through. Mortifying.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>18. \u2018When you give us a blow job and then run off to spit everything out the moment we\u2019ve finished. Come on, be a bit more discreet.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>19. \u2018Sometimes after we\u2019ve had sex we just want to go to sleep. Please don\u2019t get annoyed when we don\u2019t want to stay up and talk.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>20. \u2018When you ask 100 questions, especially after sex. Please don\u2019t ask, \u201cHow was that for you?\u201d Not ever.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>23. \u2018When you take\u00a0it really personally when we\u00a0can\u2019t orgasm. Especially when you\u00a0say, \u201cWas it something I did?\u201d\u2018<\/p>\n<p>24. \u2018Bringing up your\u00a0ex before\/during\/after. Just no.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>25. \u2018When you start running\/waddling out of the room immediately after to \u201cclean up\u201d.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>26. \u2018When you go into your\u00a0friend\u2019s room straight afterwards to have a good gossip about the encounter while I am still in the house. Errr\u2026\u2019<\/p>\n<p>27. \u2018When you go to the loo with the door open before or after sex \u2013 or worse, just as things are about to get going. So gross.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Source: Metro UK<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our post on what men do in bed that women hate\u00a0divided opinion, without a doubt.\u00a0But it\u2019s not only women who have issues with their partner\u2019s performance in the sack. We asked what girls do that guys hate. Here\u2019s what people said: 1. \u2018Biting, in a bad way. 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