{"id":41133,"date":"2014-08-22T13:08:21","date_gmt":"2014-08-22T13:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/?p=41133"},"modified":"2014-08-22T12:08:05","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T12:08:05","slug":"5-guys-you-need-to-stop-dating-no-matter-how-hot-they-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/?p=41133","title":{"rendered":"5 guys you need to stop dating no matter how hot they are"},"content":{"rendered":"

Are you noticing a pattern in your\u00a0love<\/a>\u00a0life (or lack thereof)? Are your\u00a0relationships<\/a>\u00a0short term and\/or insignificant? If so, you\u2019re\u00a0dating<\/a>\u00a0the wrong guys! It\u2019s time to buckle down and take responsibility for your poor decision, before it\u2019s too late!<\/p>\n

Here are the top five guys you should never date (no matter how good looking they are).<\/p>\n

1.THE PERPETUAL BACHELOR<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you haven\u2019t dated this guy yet, hang in there, he\u2019ll find you. In my opinion, a perpetual bachelor can be best described as a \u201cdog in heat.\u201d Why? Well, much like a non-committal man, a dog will \u201csniff\u201d around until he finds what he wants.<\/p>\n

He will leave his \u201cmark.\u201d and before you know it, he\u2019s on the other side of the park checking out his next \u201cbitch\u201d (ahem, meaning female dog, of course).<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t get me wrong, not all bachelors are these types of dogs, some are cute and cuddly! However, you should always remember to proceed with caution…some may bite!<\/p>\n

2. THE MAMA’S BOY<\/strong><\/p>\n

You might as well throw in the towel now, since you\u2019ll never compare to his \u201cperfect mother.\u201d In fact, that towel you just threw? His mom is picking it up as we speak.<\/p>\n

Why? Because his mother is still washing his darn laundry! Listen, if you find your beau having trouble using a coin operated laundry machine over the age of 20, you can pretty much guarantee he\u2019s a mama\u2019s boy.<\/p>\n

Do yourself a favor and get out before he starts asking you to cook him dinner. Believe me, you won\u2019t make it past the appetizer.<\/p>\n

3. THE COUCH POTATO<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yawn! If you ask me, this type of guy is pretty much useless. He brings nothing to the table and asks for everything in return. What kind relationship is that?<\/p>\n

Let me answer that for you…it’s NOT! This guy is good for maybe two things: your hangovers and rainy days. Why? Because you’re guaranteed a LAZY night of Netflix and takeout.<\/p>\n

So, unless you want to gain 10 pounds and lose all motivation, I would suggest dropping the \u201cspud\u201d and start looking for a stud.<\/p>\n

4. THE ANGRY DRUNK<\/strong><\/p>\n

Everyone loves this guy. Me especially. Why wouldn’t I? It’s pretty entertaining when you’re observing from afar.<\/p>\n

But as funny as he may be for bystanders, it’s a miserable and ANNOYING situation for those involved in a relationship with him. Here’s the typical scene: OBNOXIOUS guy drenched in booze barks at everyone and anyone who doesn\u2019t root for the Yankees OR anyone that may glance in his direction (because they’re obviously checking out his girl).<\/p>\n

Tip: Tell him you’re a Mets fan and keep it moving.<\/p>\n

5. THE PRETTY BOY<\/strong><\/p>\n

Does your beau have more than one mirror in his bedroom? Does he take selfies just to see how he looks? Or does he, perhaps, leave in the middle of dinner to check out his hairline?<\/p>\n

If any of this sounds familiar, you have a pretty boy on your hands. Unless you\u2019re prepared to share your moisturizer and cherry lip balm, I would consider leaving before your beauty products go missing…come on, that stuff is expensive!<\/p>\n

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Are you noticing a pattern in your\u00a0love\u00a0life (or lack thereof)? Are your\u00a0relationships\u00a0short term and\/or insignificant? If so, you\u2019re\u00a0dating\u00a0the wrong guys! It\u2019s time to buckle down and take responsibility for your poor decision, before it\u2019s too late! Here are the top five guys you should never date (no matter how good looking they are). 1.THE PERPETUAL […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":41137,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"jnews_override_counter":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[38,51],"class_list":["post-41133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-palaver-newspaper","tag-ports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41133\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/41137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}