{"id":37303,"date":"2014-08-06T09:20:49","date_gmt":"2014-08-06T09:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/?p=37303"},"modified":"2014-08-06T10:43:10","modified_gmt":"2014-08-06T10:43:10","slug":"13-things-guys-love-about-a-long-term-relationship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/?p=37303","title":{"rendered":"13 things guys love about a long-term relationship"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is it the love and acceptance or is it the possibility of having sex everyday? What do guys like most about being in a long-term relationship?<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. A sense of stability.<\/strong> Single life is confusing and horrifying and forces you to meet new people constantly. It&#8217;s exhausting. Dating someone long -term is warm and safe, like sleeping inside a relationship incubator.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Actually being able to enjoy bars.<\/strong> When you&#8217;re a single, straight man, bars are frightening jungles of constant peer pressure. You&#8217;re supposed to go out and get drunk and talk to women and embarrass yourself. When you&#8217;re in a stable relationship, you can just stay in one spot and watch your single friends make fools of themselves.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Cuddling.<\/strong> People can make jokes all they want about people in long-term relationships and marriages not having any sex. But first off, they&#8217;re wrong. Second, cuddling rules.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Having a legitimately supportive person in your life.<\/strong> You can have terrible friends and estranged family, but when you&#8217;re with someone for the long haul, you know it&#8217;s because they care a ton about you. It&#8217;s nice to have someone willing to support your dreams of being a cartoonist and not ridicule you for quitting your day job.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Not having to worry about how you act.<\/strong> It&#8217;s stressful as hell to date, because you always feel like you&#8217;ve got to be yourself at 110 percent. In a long-term relationship, you can be a dumb dork and they like you more.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Having someone to come home to.<\/strong> Also having someone to call an ambulance in case you fall in the shower.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. Combining domestic superpowers.<\/strong> Between the two of you, you can probably cook, clean, do laundry, and fix things around the house. It&#8217;s like you&#8217;re one fully formed person. As long as at least one of you isn&#8217;t scared of spiders, you&#8217;re set.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Always having a date to things.<\/strong> There are a lot of things way worse than needing to find a date for a wedding, but it&#8217;s nice to know you&#8217;re not going to have to ask someone you are sort of casually dating to come meet your entire extended family.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. Not feeling the pressures of finding someone in your late 20s. <\/strong>Grandma can finally get off your back.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. Splitting the rent with someone.<\/strong> Do you know what&#8217;s better than living on your own? Living with someone you get to have sex with and spending half of your rent money on <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">videogames<\/span> smart investments.<\/p>\n<p><strong>11. Not having to manscape as often. <\/strong>Shaving your balls is frightening, so being with someone who will accept your balls for what they are is beautiful.<\/p>\n<p><strong>12. Getting woman advice from someone who isn&#8217;t your mom.<\/strong> There are some things you need to hear from a woman (advice on dealing with your female boss, vaginas, how birth control works) and it&#8217;s nice to get that perspective from someone other than the woman who raised you and thinks you&#8217;re perfect and a virgin.<\/p>\n<p><strong>13. Boobs 24\/7.<\/strong> Unlimited boobs. You can just wake up and roll over and start touching boobs, guaranteed. That&#8217;s great.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Source: Cosmopolitan.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it the love and acceptance or is it the possibility of having sex everyday? What do guys like most about being in a long-term relationship? 1. A sense of stability. Single life is confusing and horrifying and forces you to meet new people constantly. It&#8217;s exhausting. 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