{"id":16527,"date":"2014-05-05T12:03:06","date_gmt":"2014-05-05T12:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/?p=16527"},"modified":"2014-05-05T12:04:25","modified_gmt":"2014-05-05T12:04:25","slug":"15-signs-you-might-be-obsessed-with-your-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/?p=16527","title":{"rendered":"15 signs you might be obsessed with your baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it&#8217;s a hormone that&#8217;s released post-birth, or maybe it&#8217;s the universe&#8217;s way of messing with us, but\u00a0we all get a little crazy once we become parents.<\/p>\n<p>We think\u00a0our\u00a0kid is the smartest.<em>\u00a0Our\u00a0<\/em>kid is the cutest.<em>\u00a0Our<\/em>\u00a0kid is definitely going to be famous when they grow up &#8230; because they&#8217;re just so dang funny! (<em>Show them what a bunny rabbit does, Junior! Go on, do it! Guys, you&#8217;re gonna love this &#8230;<\/em>\u00a0)<\/p>\n<p>Bottom line: We&#8217;re all obsessed with our babes to some degree. But some parents take said obsession to a whole &#8216;nother level. Like, they may need a talking to. Are you one of those parents?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Here are<\/strong>\u00a0<strong>15 signs that you might be obsessed with your baby.<\/strong><\/em>\u00a0<em>Too<\/em>\u00a0obsessed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. You don&#8217;t go anywhere without your baby.<\/strong>\u00a0When your friends call you to make plans, it&#8217;s assumed that little Sally will be joining too.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. You find a way to work your baby into every. Single. Convo.<\/strong>\u00a0Your friend:\u00a0<em>Gosh, it&#8217;s so nice out today, isn&#8217;t it?<\/em>\u00a0You:\u00a0<em>It is! And I&#8217;m so excited because I can finally put Johnny in that jumper I bought him!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>3. You think everyone is interested in seeing photos of your baby &#8212; even when your baby is with you.<\/strong>\u00a0Suggestion: the mailman is a little busy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Your therapy sessions have now become more about your baby&#8217;s problems than your own.<\/strong>\u00a0You:\u00a0<em>I feel like she&#8217;s struggling with an identity crisis lately. I know she&#8217;s only 8 months, but I feel like she thinks she&#8217;s a year.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Your baby&#8217;s photo is in every room.<\/strong>\u00a0And they&#8217;re only a week old.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. You dream about your baby.<\/strong>\u00a0And you&#8217;re mad when you wake up &#8230; until you see your baby next to you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. Baby talk has replaced your normal cadence and voice.<\/strong>\u00a0(High-pitched and sing-songy)\u00a0<em>Who&#8217;s paying the electric bill? Mama is paying the electric bill!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>8. You&#8217;re the person who constantly talks to their baby when on the phone with others &#8230; or tries to get the baby to talk to the person on the other end.<\/strong>\u00a0Note: Most. Annoying. Thing. Ever.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. You have your baby&#8217;s face screen-printed on a shirt.<\/strong>\u00a0And you wear it when you&#8217;re out with your baby. (No.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>11. You FaceTime with your baby when you&#8217;re sitting at your cubicle at work.<\/strong>\u00a0And don&#8217;t consider the fact that your colleagues might not want to hear the question &#8220;Did you make poo-poo?&#8221; while they&#8217;re eating lunch.<\/p>\n<p><strong>12. Every person you meet, regardless of their age, reminds you of your baby.<\/strong>\u00a0<em>It&#8217;s just something about the way you smile.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>13. You enter your baby in various &#8220;cute kid&#8221; contests and ask your friends, Facebook and real, to vote for him.<\/strong>\u00a0Spoiler alert: They don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p><strong>14. Speaking of Facebook.<\/strong>\u00a0Your feed? All baby, all the time.<\/p>\n<p><strong>15. You got a tattoo of your baby&#8217;s face.<\/strong>\u00a0Because if you&#8217;re ever not near her, and your phone happened to die, you need\u00a0<em>some<\/em>\u00a0way of seeing your little one&#8217;s face.<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Source: The Stir<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it&#8217;s a hormone that&#8217;s released post-birth, or maybe it&#8217;s the universe&#8217;s way of messing with us, but\u00a0we all get a little crazy once we become parents. We think\u00a0our\u00a0kid is the smartest.\u00a0Our\u00a0kid is the cutest.\u00a0Our\u00a0kid is definitely going to be famous when they grow up &#8230; because they&#8217;re just so dang funny! 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