You’ve met a new guy. You like him; like more than a friend like him. You want to impress him and you realize that no one on earth can really tie a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth. Here are 25 things that will impress the guy in your life and prepare for a few gender-based stereotypes.<\/p>\n
1. Put your hair up perfectly with nothing but a rubber band and a smile.<\/p>\n
2. Taste something you’re never going to like and not make a face (think whiskey\u2026)<\/p>\n
3. Haggle for a better price\u2026 at a department store.<\/p>\n
4. Do anything involving high heels, cobblestones, booze and no skinned knees.<\/p>\n
5. Know all the words, not just the hook, to a classic late 90s hip hop jam (personal favorite Rob Base’s “It Takes Two”)<\/p>\n
6. Hear incorrect grammar (or wildly inaccurate statements) from someone you don’t respect and keep it to yourself.<\/p>\n
7. Know all of the moves to a dance craze. (Think The Charleston, The Roger Rabbit, The Soulja Boy)<\/p>\n
8. Say something completely filthy and out of character in bed without prompting. Or not in bed or within character.<\/p>\n
9. Articulate what she likes about herself without being clich\u00e9 or braggadocious (Thank you, Dane Cook.)<\/p>\n
10. Not be grossed out by period sex.<\/p>\n
11. Have been in a fistfight but not make it a thing.<\/p>\n
12. Admit to being wrong before it’s proved with Google.<\/p>\n
13. Paint. Artistic, walls, graffiti, anything, most painters are terrible.<\/p>\n
14. Melt to a mush puddle over something other than a dog, kitty or baby.<\/p>\n
15. Talk sh*t to fans of a rival sports team without getting creepy or adding to #11.<\/p>\n
16. Have an in-depth knowledge of at least one historical era that you didn’t specifically study.<\/p>\n
17. Laugh at yourself without being too indulgent.<\/p>\n
18. Know how to change the oil and a tire.<\/p>\n
19 Say something thoughtful about your ex without being cloying.<\/p>\n
20. Suggest fast food or gas station food on vacation.<\/p>\n
21. Point out attractive women without immediately adding a flaw.<\/p>\n
22. Create stories about couples you see in public.<\/p>\n
23. Have an alter-ego, discuss this alter-ego in the third person.<\/p>\n
24. Own a toolkit, know the names for everything and sort of how to use them.<\/p>\n
25. Don’t be a member of Team Angelina OR Team Jen.<\/p>\n
26. Be able to sing one song in a language you don’t really know.<\/p>\n
27. At least once ask if us if we want to know a secret and then burp in our ear.<\/p>\n
28. Enjoy Luke and Owen Wilson brothers for who they are not who we thought they’d be.<\/p>\n
29. Have fun euphemisms for sex (“slapping bellies” is a good one)<\/p>\n
30. Know one good nerd joke (two electrons walk out of a bar\u2026) and one good dirty joke (What’s the difference between jam and jelly\u2026)<\/p>\n
–<\/p>\n
Source: Your Tango<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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