{"id":145257,"date":"2015-08-21T12:09:17","date_gmt":"2015-08-21T12:09:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/?p=145257"},"modified":"2015-08-21T11:15:57","modified_gmt":"2015-08-21T11:15:57","slug":"the-15-emotional-stages-of-being-in-a-new-relationship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/?p=145257","title":{"rendered":"The 15 emotional stages of being in a new relationship"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Oh my god, where did you come from, most perfect person I have ever met?!<\/strong> Kissing you is the best and hanging out with you is the best and also not having to date someone who is a total loser is the best! Plus, you are so hot! How are you so hot?<\/p>\n

2. Every song I listen to reminds me of you<\/strong>. “Drunk in Love”? You. This weird EDM song that’s mostly just beeping sounds with a foghorn playing over it? Somehow still you.<\/p>\n

3. That one thing you do is really weird and I’m not completely into it.<\/strong> I’d be lying if I said that the fact that you brush your teeth using only baking soda wasn’t confusing and strange, but I still like you a lot, so who cares? No one is perfect.<\/p>\n

4. I’m just gonna Google your exes really quickly.<\/strong> Just to see if I’m hotter than they are. No big.<\/p>\n

5. Uh-oh, I’m mad at you and you’re mad at me.<\/strong> I don’t want to have a fight because I hate fighting but I’m also mad at you. And now you’re mad at me because I was mad. I’m glad you told me about it and actually, you handled it pretty well, and you know what, I handled it pretty well too. Man, what can’t we survive?<\/p>\n

6. Man, the qualities I do not love about you are really piling up<\/strong>. Again, it’s cool though because they don’t really matter and all your other qualities are seriously top notch. Still feelin’ it.<\/p>\n

7. Will things always be this great?<\/strong> A lifetime of just pleasant experiences and awesome sex? Is that a thing?<\/p>\n

8. Oh, no, what if one day things aren’t great and this ends.<\/strong> I don’t want it to end. Do you think it might end, every friend I know and also strangers I ask on the street? Do you? I would be so sad. Great, now I’m sad and nothing has even happened yet.<\/p>\n

9. I’m so into you but also know basically nothing about you.<\/strong> Like, do you have a secret family? Is it weird to ask about diseases?<\/p>\n

10. Why did anyone ever break up with you?<\/strong> Wait, why did they break up with you? Am I missing something? What if we break up for the same thing they broke up with you for? Oh well, they sounded like an asshole anyway.<\/p>\n

11. I feel like I’m in love with you but I will not, will not, say it.<\/strong> I mean, I think it approximately five times every time I see you but I know it’s too soon and I will not say it. Don’t you worry about that.<\/p>\n

12. You didn’t text me back last night so, obviously, you’re dead.<\/strong> I will attend your funeral and say that I loved you because I did, only I couldn’t say it because we’d only been dating a few months, but now that you’re dead, all bets are off. I loved you. I really did.<\/p>\n

13. Honestly, if you are thinking about dumping me, which you might be because I have no idea what’s going on at this point, that’s fine.<\/strong> I don’t even care. Like, what are you, Angelina Jolie in the ’90s? No. You’re just a person. I’ll find someone else. It’s not a big deal. I mean I only loved you, like, a little bit anyway. Whatever.<\/p>\n

14. But seriously, please don’t leave me, I’ve already imagined our wedding and you are so great I could cry.<\/strong> Wait, what’s that? You haven’t thought about leaving once? And you like me as much as I like you? And I should just stop overthinking every millisecond of our courtship so I can actually enjoy the fact I’ve found someone remarkable? Fiiiiine.<\/p>\n

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Source: Marieclaire<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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