Breaking up with someone is rarely an easy thing to do, and we\u2019ve probably all come up with some pretty lame things to say, rather than to just tell the truth. After all, most of us don\u2019t want to tell a guy: \u201cYou\u2019ve got bad breath, you\u2019re boring, and I\u2019ve had more fun in bed on my own, than I will ever get being in bed with you\u201d. Some of the excuses that people come up with, though, are just out of this world! Here are some of the most ridiculous and lame excuses for breaking up that you\u2019ll ever hear.<\/p>\n
1. It\u2019s not you, it\u2019s me<\/b><\/p>\n
Come on! How old is this one? Guys that use this one, think they are being kind, but we all know they are just being cowards. They don\u2019t mean this one at all; they just heard this on some corny soap opera and thought: \u201cOh, I\u2019ll have to remember that one\u201d. This isn\u2019t kind, and if anything, it just leaves the person being dumped feeling even more confused.<\/p>\n
2. I don\u2019t want you to get hurt<\/b><\/p>\n
If you don\u2019t want to hurt someone, then why are you breaking up with them in the first place? Or, could be it be that you have already done something that you know will hurt them and you would rather prefer that they don\u2019t find out? There are far too many \u2018ifs, buts and whys\u2019 left hanging in the air with this feeble excuse to make it sound anywhere near like being sincere.<\/p>\n
3. I\u2019m scared to make a commitment<\/b><\/p>\n
Some people are actually scared of commitment, so this could be the truth. If he really is that worried about becoming a grown up and taking on some responsibilities, then perhaps you are better off without him anyway. On the other hand, he might just be saying, I don\u2019t want to make a commitment to you, because I don\u2019t like you enough for that.<\/p>\n
4. I need some space<\/b><\/p>\n
This is a lame little effort to avoid actually saying: \u2018I want to break up\u2019, and it\u2019s so unfair to the other person. Nothing is clear in this statement at all. Does it mean that he\u2019ll be back in a week, a month or a year or, does it mean that he\u2019ll never be back at all? What about dating other people? Should we or shouldn\u2019t we? Please guys, give a girl a break and let her know where she stands!<\/p>\n
5. Our lives are going in different directions<\/b><\/p>\n
This could actually have some real meaning, if you are in disagreement about marriage, kids or something important like that. It could also mean that he is a selfish person, or\u00a0someone who\u2019s not prepared to budge an inch on his own plans in order to make the relationship work. If that\u2019s the case, then this guy has a lot of growing up to do!<\/p>\n
6. You\u2019re too good for me<\/b><\/p>\n
This is nothing more than a very clumsy attempt, not to hurt girls\u2019 feelings. This is used by the type of men who think women are weak and can\u2019t deal with a bit a pain. The reality is, though, that it is they who are weak, because they will do or say anything, rather than face up to a difficult conversation. If you get this one then just tell him: \u201cYeah, you\u2019re right, I was thinking the same thing too!\u201d<\/p>\n
7. I like you too much<\/b><\/p>\n
Seriously? Please, that doesn\u2019t even make any sense! You like me so much that you are going to leave me lonely, stranded, totally devastated and pining over you for the rest of my life? I don\u2019t think so!<\/p>\n
8. You will make someone a very happy man<\/b><\/p>\n
This is another twist on the lame excuse of \u2018you\u2019re too good for me, I\u2019m not good enough for you\u2019 and all the other similar lame ways of trying to sugar coat a bitter pill. Or, is he being more honest that you think? Could it be that he is really saying that you don\u2019t make him happy at all, but someone out there would be happy to have you?<\/p>\n
9. I\u2019m going out of town for a while<\/b><\/p>\n
This is another one of those lame breakup excuses that could leave you hanging for who knows how long, until he deigns to reappear on the scene again. What he\u2019s probably saying is that he\u2019s off to try his luck elsewhere with other girls, but he\u2019d like you to hang around, just in case things don\u2019t work out for him.<\/p>\n
10. Disappearing without a trace<\/b><\/p>\n
The disappearing act is probably the worse thing anyone can do to get out of the awkwardness of a breakup. Just changing phone numbers and vanishing or sending a message via a friend, is more than just lame, it\u2019s downright disrespectful.<\/p>\n
What other lame breakup excuses girls should never believe?<\/p>\n
Stay happy!<\/p>\n
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Source: Beauty and Tips<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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