{"id":126393,"date":"2015-06-19T12:02:41","date_gmt":"2015-06-19T12:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/?p=126393"},"modified":"2015-06-19T12:02:41","modified_gmt":"2015-06-19T12:02:41","slug":"bitter-husband-gives-ex-half-of-everything-he-owns-literally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/?p=126393","title":{"rendered":"Bitter husband gives ex half of everything he owns &#8211; literally"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A German man seems to be following his divorce agreement to the letter by using power tools to give his ex-wife half of everything he owns.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bed.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-126400\" src=\"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bed.jpg\" alt=\"bed\" width=\"518\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bed.jpg 850w, https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bed-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 518px) 100vw, 518px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/teddy-bear.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-126398\" src=\"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/teddy-bear.jpg\" alt=\"teddy bear\" width=\"544\" height=\"725\" srcset=\"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/teddy-bear.jpg 638w, https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/teddy-bear-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 544px) 100vw, 544px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The man posted a video of him cutting chairs, beds and phones in half for his ex with the translated description &#8220;Thank you for 12 &#8216;beautiful&#8217; years, Laura! You&#8217;ve really earned half.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZHLg_9DGbSg\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>He has reportedly sent half of the pieces to his ex and is selling his halves on eBay. As of the time of this post, his car is selling for a little more than $50.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/car.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-126399\" src=\"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/car.jpg\" alt=\"car\" width=\"538\" height=\"403\" srcset=\"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/car.jpg 850w, https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/car-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, it seems like their house is still in one piece.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bike.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-126395\" src=\"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bike.jpg\" alt=\"bike\" width=\"542\" height=\"407\" srcset=\"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bike.jpg 850w, https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/bike-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 542px) 100vw, 542px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/phone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-126396\" src=\"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/phone.jpg\" alt=\"phone\" width=\"539\" height=\"537\" srcset=\"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/phone-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/phone-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/phone-70x70.jpg 70w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 539px) 100vw, 539px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/iphone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-126401\" src=\"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/iphone.jpg\" alt=\"iphone\" width=\"516\" height=\"689\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Source: Mashable.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A German man seems to be following his divorce agreement to the letter by using power tools to give his ex-wife half of everything he owns. The man posted a video of him cutting chairs, beds and phones in half for his ex with the translated description &#8220;Thank you for 12 &#8216;beautiful&#8217; years, Laura! 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