{"id":126311,"date":"2015-06-19T09:13:54","date_gmt":"2015-06-19T09:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/4cd.e16.myftpupload.com\/?p=126311"},"modified":"2015-06-19T09:13:54","modified_gmt":"2015-06-19T09:13:54","slug":"10-brutal-truths-about-loving-a-difficult-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/citifmonline.com\/?p=126311","title":{"rendered":"10 brutal truths about loving a &#8216;difficult&#8217; woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"field-value value-bold summary dek no-label\">\n<div class=\"field field-name-field-daily-dish-feature-summar field-type-text-long field-label-above\">\n<div class=\"field-items\">\n<div class=\"field-item even\">Yeah, she&#8217;s difficult \u2014 but for good reason.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"field-value body no-label\">\n<p>Guys, let&#8217;s face it: some women are just difficult. They don&#8217;t do what you want, when you want them to.\u00a0They don&#8217;t want to watch football with you. They won&#8217;t cook you dinner. They don&#8217;t like having sex right after a funeral.<\/p>\n<p>What gives? Not her, that&#8217;s for sure. Here are 10 brutally honest truths about dating a difficult woman. (Hint: deal with it!)<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Blow jobs are only a thing when she wants them to be.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If you push her head down anyway, she&#8217;ll probably\u00a0bite your dick off.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Decision-making is all about her needs.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Especially about what she wants to eat and wear.\u00a0Yeah, you like her in that rhinestone-studded red tank top, but it&#8217;s 30 degrees out, so she prefers to wear a sweater.<\/p>\n<p>You didn&#8217;t take care of her when she got a cold from wearing that black leather miniskirt you liked on New Year&#8217;s Eve, so guess what? It&#8217;s payback time. Here comes that cashmere turtleneck with shoulder pads that she bought herself and pretended was a present from you.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. She&#8217;s a power b*tch.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>She makes more money than you, and pays for dinners out. If she didn&#8217;t, you guys wouldn&#8217;t be together.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Her friends don&#8217;t like you.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Wah, wah. Of course they don&#8217;t like you. They&#8217;re difficult, just like her.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. She wants you to express your feelings more.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s probably the most difficult thing about her. She&#8217;s a diffic*nt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Sleep is a solo experience.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This coincides with the times you&#8217;re so drunk, you piss the bed. She knows it makes her a selfish tw*t, and she&#8217;s sorry. But deal with it, because difficult women don&#8217;t back down.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; unless you start crying. Then we&#8217;re like, OMG he&#8217;s not a cyborg! This is the best day of my life.\u00a0And then we go shower off the pee and cry tears of terrified joy because we can&#8217;t even deal with it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. Orgasms are 100 percent expected from you.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>As a difficult woman myself, I can defiantly say that we expect you to make us orgasm. Every.Single. Time. Multiple times in one night.<\/p>\n<p>She will settle for almost\/sort of getting there, but will want you to stop when things start hurting, or whenever you want to stop, or even giving a weird side-hug. I doubt you can deal with it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. You&#8217;ll need to leave the housework to her. Seriously.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;ll do all the housework: dishes, laundry, vacuuming, dusting, picking up, and organizing. She&#8217;ll even be in charge of paying the bills. But if you forget to take out the garbage, she WILL be pissed.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. You will always need to make sure to return her calls.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>When you don&#8217;t call her back for three days, and then show up in the middle of the night on the fourth day, after she&#8217;s already decided you were dead &#8230; she&#8217;ll probably let you in, but she definitely won&#8217;t f*ck you until the next morning.<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. On the inside, she&#8217;s an amazing person.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The most brutal truth about dating a difficult woman is that she&#8217;s actually really wonderful. You&#8217;re making her crazy because you clearly don&#8217;t respect or love her, so she&#8217;s frustrated.<\/p>\n<p>She hasn&#8217;t bottomed out on co-dependent relationships yet because women are socialized to take all this sh*t. And sometimes it takes a bunch of bad experiences before you realize you&#8217;ve been bending over backwards for a complete asshole.<\/p>\n<p>So, she&#8217;s still trying with you even though you&#8217;re a huge jerk.\u00a0You need to go to therapy to get your life right. No, seriously. Go to therapy and deal with it because your girlfriend isn&#8217;t difficult\u00a0\u2014\u00a0you&#8217;re just a selfish dick.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ve been together for over a year and you&#8217;re still not ready to call her your girlfriend? Wake up and smell the patriarchy, bro. And learn how to wash a dish.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Source: Yourtango<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, she&#8217;s difficult \u2014 but for good reason. Guys, let&#8217;s face it: some women are just difficult. They don&#8217;t do what you want, when you want them to.\u00a0They don&#8217;t want to watch football with you. They won&#8217;t cook you dinner. They don&#8217;t like having sex right after a funeral. What gives? 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