A Florida man arrested for public intoxication didn’t need a designated driver, he needed a designated pants finder.<\/p>\n
Robert Allen Sweeney, 56, was arrested Wednesday night after officers in Boynton Beach noticed two things: He was carrying a an open 24-ounce can of Bud Light, and\u00a0he wasn’t wearing anything below his shirt except for sneakers.<\/p>\n
Officers said Sweeney appeared intoxicated, according to the Florida Sun-Sentinel.<\/p>\n
Sweeney seemed surprised that officers were so interested in his sartorial selections or lack thereof, based on his alleged comments in a police report obtained by the Palm Beach Post.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, officer? I live right there, and I was going to get some pants right now,” Sweeney allegedly said. “I was coming home from the beach and I realized I had lost my pants over there. So I was coming home to get a fresh pair.\u201d<\/p>\n
There is no record of what Sweeney did to have the pants come off in the first place.<\/p>\n
Sweeney was taken to the Palm Beach County Jail and charged with indecent exposure and an open container violation.<\/p>\n
He was released Thursday on his own recognizance.<\/p>\n
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Source: Huffingtonpost.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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